This weekend I had the privilege of speaking at the FBLA-PBL National Fall Leadership Conference in Washington DC. Meanwhile, across town at the White House, 20 of the most powerful men and women in the world gathered for an international economic summit.
So when I checked in at the hotel, I noticed there were Secret Service agents, police officers, and media reporters all over the hotel. I began asking around and guess who I was sharing a hotel with?
The President of China.
So with Secret Service agents swarming this fancy hotel, I came up with a list of 10 Things NOT To Do When Sharing A Hotel With The President of China…
10. Ask an agent if you can wear one of those cool ear pieces and talk into his sleeve.
9. Reach into your inside coat pocket as the motorcade is arriving. One conference attendee learned this the hard way and was detained for 45 minutes!
8. Introduce yourself as Jack Bauer and demand to speak with the President.
7. Offer the President Cashew Chicken with a side of Kung Pao, and then do a karate move.
6. In your best hick accent, say to the President, “You’ve got a big wall over there, don’tcha cowboy.”
5. Introduce yourself as MacGyver. Better yet, introduce yourself as McGruber.
4. Yell across the room, “Hey Mr. President…you’re the bomb!”
3. Go the Chinese media and tell them you’re the real Brad Pitt.
2. Tell an agent that you’re really a ninja.
1. Say to the President, “Sorry Michael Phelps beat your whole country this summer.”