So yesterday I walk out of the garage to get in my car to run an errand and what do I find?
A cobra, a boa constrictor, an anaconda…a really big snake!
So being the beast of a man that I am, I ran screaming into the house for my wife. Of course she is as terrified of snakes as I am, so I’m not really sure what she was going to do?!
I knew I needed to slay this evil monster but I didn’t want to get close to it so I chose my weapon carefully:
My car.
I then proceed to drive back and forth over it at least 25 times before the stupid thing would die! The entire time, my wife was standing at the front window (inside the house!) directing me while my daughter kept saying “sad worm, sad worm!”
I figured most of you wouldn’t believe me so here is what’s left of this hideous creature and the blood bath that was left behind!
